does this mean i’m officially a popular blog
Anonymous asked: "GENDER-NEUTRALMILKHOTEL ASKED: I LOVE THIS SO MUCH ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE MAKING BEAUTIFUL PUNS, ALL BECAUSE OF ME, MY ARMY IS ALMOST COMPLETE" don't you mean... CORNplete?
JADE THIS PERSON IS BETTER THAN U
asked: I love this so much all these beautiful people making beautiful puns, all because of me, mY ARMY IS ALMOST COMPLETE
jade look at what you’ve created. wAS IT REALLY WORTH IT JADE IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED
Anonymous asked: Is the corn deal making you sCORNful?
it’s making me want to mash you into cornflakes
Anonymous asked: WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU THINK IT WAS NECESSARY FOR ME YO READ THOSE PUNS?! I am in physical pain now goodbye friend.
HAH SOMEONE ELSE IS FEELING MY PAIN
Anonymous asked: are you youre parents firstcorn child? or do you have older siblings?
I AM THE FIRSTCORN. does that make my brothers baby sweetcorn (altho they sure as heck ain’t sweet)
Anonymous asked: In this edition of thanksgiving porn, the native Americans are going to help the pilgrims grow big corn. *eyebrow wiggle* (Sorry. My friend and I somehow started talking about thanksgiving porn once and now this is all I think about when I hear 'corn'.)
ohmyglosh nonnie you and your friend have the weirdest conversations
Anonymous asked: You blog is so metal, i guess you could say its hardcorn *makes devils horns with hands and headbangs out of here*
that’s right u headbang away u little shit
Anonymous asked: When you wernt to corn school did you get A, corn? ACORN
I WILL PLANT A TREE WITH MY GRADES AND THEN CARRY YOU UP TO THE TOP AND LEAVE YOU THERE NONNIE
Anonymous asked: What do you call corn that has came? Creamed corn
pray to the lord to preserve your soul
(in a can of sweetcorn)
Anonymous asked: It just corned on me I have no idea what is happening
STORY OF MY LIFE
asked: are you a vegetarian because then you could eaT QCORUN
asked: what light on CORNDER WINDOW BREAKS IS THE EAST AND CORN IS THE SUN
WHERECORN ART THOU ROMEO
asked: are all these jokes making you FOCORN
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